<%Solipsism> I'm 10% hoping I get killed while serving [in the Army], so I don't have to come back and deal with civilian life anymore. But I'm 70% hoping that I survive a very long period of service and earn myself a nice fat 20-year active duty pension
<%Solipsism> And I'm 20% hoping that I meet the rugged and handsome man of my dreams (after DADT is repealed, of course) while serving, and we eventually retire together on some tropical island
<+Frostbite> lol
<DreamTactix291> i just stick to my 2d womenz thank you
<%Solipsism> I find it comforting and reassuring that my gay fantasy retirement is a 20% hope while my death wish is only 10%
<%Solipsism> It makes me feel healthy and well adjusted

* | Chiyachan shoves something up his bum bum hole.

<Grospoliner> Used sextoys?
<Mikawo> im sure theyve been properly sterilized
<Grospoliner> in the tears of strippers

< Xemnarth> Question: why cann't a user delete his/her own comment on torrents?
<@xiong_chiamiov> just to frustrate you

<Vanscot> Translation for 99% of the text on 99.9% of the eroge stuff: harder, onii-chan!
<Vanscot> The other 1% is "I came!"

<kirei-chan> i think the name of my new cat will be
<kirei-chan> "Little Sparta"
<kirei-chan> what do you think?
<Falgern> uhh
<Falgern> what about
<Falgern> Fluffy
<kirei-chan> yeh i'm between that, little sparta and oliver
<Falgern> Fluffy
<DBG> male or female?
<kirei-chan> male
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<Falgern> Fluffies
<kirei-chan> if it was futa he'd be Chuu Norries
<DBG> lol
<DBG> damnit falgern
<DBG> now the only name I can think of is "Fluffy"
<Falgern> Told you
<kirei-chan> lmao
<Falgern> Fluffy is the perfect name for a male cat
<kirei-chan> Little Sparta isn't good for a cat namae?
<kirei-chan> ;X
<Falgern> No
<kirei-chan> damn..
<kirei-chan> Fluffy or Oliver?
<Falgern> Thats like saying "This cat is stupid enough to run into a fortress and die"
<Falgern> Oliver is a faggot
<kirei-chan> Lol.
<kirei-chan> Blobby?
<kirei-chan> fag too?
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<kirei-chan> fluffy is cliche tho
<Falgern> Blobby is a good name.. for a booger
<kirei-chan> Lol
<kirei-chan> Alright Fluffy it is
<torque> Falgern is a fagoot dohohohoho
<torque> <3
<Falgern> torque <3
<kirei-chan> yes he is, but he named my cat

<~Cirno`> lolstiefpeople
<@Stief> all people are stief
<@Stief> mind == blown
<@gamma> yes
<@gamma> even stief is stief
<~Cirno`> Except BiriBiri
<~Cirno`> she is definitely not stief
»» ~Cirno` would fap to Stief
<~Cirno`> uh
<~Cirno`> not
<~Cirno`> ok

<RueK> does handbrake comes in an installer?
<theholyduck> RAEEEG
<theholyduck> cant you navigate the damn website by yourself?
<theholyduck> if you click on fucking download
<theholyduck> and fucking the os you want
<theholyduck> the windows and osx versions includei nstallers
<theholyduck> theres even fucking links
<theholyduck> how stupid can you be!!!!!!!
<theholyduck> AAAAAARGHHSHSAHAHA
* Quits: theholyduck (~holyduck@Rizon-659C651C.connect.netcom.no) (Quit: Leaving)
<KoshNaranek> now.. that's a nice ragequit

<Enzie> I wonder if they will question me if I add, 'Staff of an illegal bittorrenting site', on my resume while I am here. :P
<Arc-sama> uh ... dunno
<Enzie> Probably shouldn't.
<Duki> We're not illegal :x
<Duki> We're just shady

<Uberi> yeah, was a PITA to add for mine :)
<NameLess-js> pita?
<purloinedkey> Dunno, I dislike abbreviations
<purloinedkey> TLAs PMO
<+ChalamiuS> purloinedkey: against txttlk are we? :3
»» ChalamiuS for one, is
<Uberi> pita isn't an abbreviation, though
<+ChalamiuS> Indeed, it's a bread :3
<purloinedkey> see
<Uberi> a delicious one at that :)
<+ChalamiuS> Mhm