<XCetron> im reading an index of screws for cars and stuff
<XCetron> apparently it was colorcoded to eb helpful
<XCetron> but whoever scanned this scanned it in black and white
<XCetron> thx guys
<XCetron> why are these screws $3 each
<XCetron> wtf
<XCetron> thats a lot for a screw
<XCetron> better be made of ceramic titanium
<XCetron> or neotitanium
<micronesia> a screw is usually like 50 bux
<micronesia> or a lot more
<XCetron> what
<XCetron> 1 single screw
<XCetron> $50?
<micronesia> depends on how hot she is

<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

...

<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.

<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said

<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>

<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol

<Clow> its
<Clow> children's day or some shit
<Clow> where children get presents for being fucking assholes
<Clow> I fucking hate children
<Clow> :<
<micronesia> every day is children's day
<Clow> fuck them
<Clow> hm that didnt sound right

<+kureshii> the most powerful force in the universe isn't the strong force
<+kureshii> the most ubiquitous, most powerful and most unstoppable force is the stupid force
<+kureshii> it fills every nook and cranny that isn't alreayd filled by energy or matter (energy packets)
<+kureshii> which pretty much means the human body is made up of 99.999999999999999% stupid
<+kureshii> how we managed to accomplish what little we did as a race, is beyond me
<+kureshii> but it sure explains how we ended up in such a fucked up state
<+kureshii> this means we need a bible rewrite though
<+kureshii> in the beginning, there wasn't nothing
<+kureshii> there was only stupid

<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x

<@kureshii> i just sat down with my imouto and watched some oreimo while sucking on oranges
<@kureshii> and it only just occurred to me that the situation might've been a little weird...

<micronesia> maybe if you'd stop calling her a cunt behind her back
<micronesia> and say it to her face she'll listen to you
<Lemonwalrus> well, she is currently in the position that on a whim she can cost me $5,000 and 6 months of my life
<Lemonwalrus> so to her face i think i should be cordial
<micronesia> call her face to her cunt then
<micronesia> call her a* face
<Lemonwalrus> i just pictured myself walking into her office and yelling at her vagina
<Lemonwalrus> she might just do what i say to get me to leave
<Lemonwalrus> afk trying this