<SaberUK> i had a nightmare once, i was trying to tab complete someones name, on an irc channel with 10 thousand users
<SaberUK> i woke up shaking. lol.

<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

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<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.

<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said

<Smushers-chan> naurot would improve immensely if they made a naruto kai
<Smushers-chan> I saw an episode of the dbz kai dub recently and man watching events unfold at a speedy pace improved its quality 10-fold
<Solipsism> Naruto would improve immensely if they added alchemy, removed the ninjas, overhauled the plot, and called it FMA
<Solipsism> >_>
<afkanimewatch> Solipsism: nobody needs a remake of FMA xD
<Solipsism> No, but I could forgive a third FMA if it got rid of Naruto

<eaper> I think it's fine not to fap
<eaper> Saves a lot of time
<eaper> and viruses
<godcheese> indeed
<godcheese> wait
<godcheese> how does fapping save on viruses?
<godcheese> your hand has STD's?
<eaper> Computer
<godcheese> oh
<eaper> Fap blisters.
<Solipsism> lol, that's what I should start calling my oozing sores
<eaper> oozing?
<Solipsism> "No baby, I just masturbate a lot thinking of you"
<eaper> ._.
* Solipsism is joking by the way
<Kakashi7111> OH GOD
<NimirRa> this got gross pretty fast
<Solipsism> lmfao
* Solipsism submits that one to the QDB for sure, and doesn't even care if it gets accepted XD

<@Drahken> here's my impression of solip & smush arguing: http://www.internetargument.com/images/internet-argument.jpg
<SaberUK> Drahken: who's who
<Solipsism> You lie Drahken... that's not YOUR impression
<@Drahken> dunno saber, does it really matter who's who?
<Solipsism> I'm probably the little girl IMO
<SaberUK> Drahken: yes
<Smushers> drahken that image is incredibly old meme. I can even tell what it is without looking
<SaberUK> thats what HE said
<@Drahken> just because it's old smush, doesn't mean that it doesn't apply :p
<Smushers> it means it's stupid and uncreative and in this case, just another means for people to randomly insult the mentally handicapped
<Solipsism> Mentally handicapped?
<Solipsism> The girl is retarded?
<Solipsism> Wow i really am the girl

<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>

<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol

<@Drahken> it's interesting how casper the ghost always says he has no friends at the beginning of each ep, despite the fact that he always makes a friend by the end of every ep
<@Drahken> it makes you wonder if he isn't killing his new friends every day
<Solipsism> Wow Drahken
<Solipsism> WOW
<Smushers> drahken lol this requires an investigation
<@Drahken> "yay! a new friend!" *stab* *stab* "boo hoo, I don't have any friends"
<Smushers> drahken maybe it's not his fault. Could be split personality
<@Drahken> that was another possibility I thought of when I was originally thinking about this
<@Drahken> the casper cartoons came out not long after wwii, so I began to wonder if casper is really hitler's ghost, existing in a sort of eternal limbo as punishment for his murderous ways
<Smushers> ...Wat
<Solipsism> EPIC

<Solipsism> sothis_: Olive oil is the bomb in almost anything
<Solipsism> And I say “almost” because I haven’t tried it on cake yet