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<reborN|Slap-Chop> Hi I cannot download ARIA the Origination and Aria the Natural even though I just downloaded Aria the Animation halp pls
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<@Arveene> lol
* Arveene is now known as Arveene|Sleep
<+MrSparkle> what???
<@Southrop> lolwat
<@Duki> tsk tsk tsk and noone halped him in the end...
<@Southrop> he didn't stay for long
<@Southrop> and that's like saying "halp, i downloaded this but I can't download that"
<@kureshii> he was 4 seconds short of a full minute
<@Southrop> whether or not they are sequels is unrelated
<@Duki> and you call yourself support
<@Duki> shame on you
<@Southrop> pffft
<@Southrop> speak for yourself
<@kureshii> you call yourself?
<@kureshii> we call ourselves, you mean
<@kureshii> well, i don't see a problem
<+MrSparkle> I assume he got suspended after te first series download?
<@Duki> no I call myself Duki...
<@kureshii> we are support, not 24hr-on-standby-activatable-within-5sec-support
<+MrSparkle> besides the bot
<+MrSparkle> and wiki
<@Southrop> And he forgot to submit his support ticket
<@Duki> D:
<@Duki> no ticket NO SUPPORT
<@Arveene|Sleep> please take a number and wait until it's called
<@Arveene|Sleep> OH SHI-
<@Arveene|Sleep> I'm sleep talking
<@Duki> Go to sleep you insomniac!
<@kureshii> sorry, all our operators are busy (with real life) at the moment, please hold
<@Southrop> For French, please press 1
<@Southrop> For Chinese, please press 2
<@Southrop> For English, please hang up and try again
<@Duki> for read the wiki press any key
<@kureshii> for Indian-accented English, please call our hotline at XXX-XXXXX
<@kureshii> for l33tsp33k, please gtfo

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<User> I have a stupid question
<User> Hi btw
<@Duki> depending on how stupid we will decide whether to ban you or not :D
<User> err nevermind :/
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<@Duki> rofl
<~Jarudin> lawl
<~Jarudin> wasn't expecting that XD
<~Jarudin> you totally scared him there
<@Nazo|Dead> yeah, you did

<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

...

<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.

<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said

<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>

<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol

<+Enzie> Ah quiet... everyone is asleep...
* Enzie dances around like a ballerina.
* Enzie plows into a wall...
<+Enzie> Owie... ;_;
* Enzie rubs nose then continues dancing.
* xiong_chiamiov frowns disapprovingly
* Enzie stops mid-dance and stares at xiong.
* Enzie runs away with his hands hiding his shame.

<+kureshii> the most powerful force in the universe isn't the strong force
<+kureshii> the most ubiquitous, most powerful and most unstoppable force is the stupid force
<+kureshii> it fills every nook and cranny that isn't alreayd filled by energy or matter (energy packets)
<+kureshii> which pretty much means the human body is made up of 99.999999999999999% stupid
<+kureshii> how we managed to accomplish what little we did as a race, is beyond me
<+kureshii> but it sure explains how we ended up in such a fucked up state
<+kureshii> this means we need a bible rewrite though
<+kureshii> in the beginning, there wasn't nothing
<+kureshii> there was only stupid

<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x

<@kureshii> i just sat down with my imouto and watched some oreimo while sucking on oranges
<@kureshii> and it only just occurred to me that the situation might've been a little weird...