<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

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<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.

<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said

<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>

<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol

<+kureshii> the most powerful force in the universe isn't the strong force
<+kureshii> the most ubiquitous, most powerful and most unstoppable force is the stupid force
<+kureshii> it fills every nook and cranny that isn't alreayd filled by energy or matter (energy packets)
<+kureshii> which pretty much means the human body is made up of 99.999999999999999% stupid
<+kureshii> how we managed to accomplish what little we did as a race, is beyond me
<+kureshii> but it sure explains how we ended up in such a fucked up state
<+kureshii> this means we need a bible rewrite though
<+kureshii> in the beginning, there wasn't nothing
<+kureshii> there was only stupid

<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x

<@kureshii> i just sat down with my imouto and watched some oreimo while sucking on oranges
<@kureshii> and it only just occurred to me that the situation might've been a little weird...

<ph00ny> damn this snow

<ph00ny> it's as if god is fapping all over us

<@Kuon> Jesus. I can't get into my mumble server. This is gaaay.
<@Kuon> I mean. hetero.* sorry if I offended any gays here. :)

<nickybaby> is this your passion darkf?
<raylu> no, gyros are his passion
<darkf> ^
<darkf> i will have to buy one of those spit roasters and put some lamb on it
<darkf> then i need an oven to bake pita
<darkf> then i need ingredients to make tzatziki sauce
<darkf> then i will open the 666th gyro shop in portland
<darkf> and make an average amount of money after a tiring day of mostly manual labor and fake half-smiles
<nickybaby> LOL
<darkf> but it will be far more enjoyable and fulfilling than writing Java in a cramped cubicle filled with other drones walking around in an air conditioned, fluorescent light-treated jail
<nickybaby> HAHAHAHAHAHA