<Harry> If you type:
<Harry> cat /dev/urandom > /dev/audio
<Harry> you'll eventually hear the sound of 10,000 monkeys typing Hamlet.

<Zaitcev> You know, when I was 16, I went to obtain a passport and my mom tried to talk me into getting her maiden name, because alegedly there are too many Zaitcevs as is.
<Zaitcev> Many years later the Internet research demonstrated that her clan was doing ok without drastic measures like that.

<jjcm> I once killed three men with nothing but a fishook, a can of clams suspended in oil, and an old "Elle" magazine.
<Xires> can anyone recommend some sane defaults for 'nofiles' in limits.conf?
<jjcm> No, but I can recommend some excellent glues.
<jjcm> JB Weld is one of my personal favorites
<jjcm> it's a two-stage glue (which is generally the best type)
<jjcm> So you'll have to mix the epoxy with the hardener.
<jjcm> It has metal bits in it too, which makes it slightly less brittle
<jjcm> All around good bonding.
<jjcm> Can't go wrong
<jjcm> Guerilla glue is actually pretty decnent too
<jjcm> It's a foaming glue - that is it expands in the cracks you put it in
* Xires makes note of this information for later reference
<jjcm> It's great cause the pressure helps for a tight seal, but you may need to trim excess glue in finer operations.
<jjcm> Hope that helps.
<jjcm> Oh, and stay away from superglue - it's not really that good
<jjcm> Xires: Anything else we can help you with?
<Xires> the original query
<jjcm> Don't be ridiculous.

<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

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<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.

<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said

<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>

<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol

<+kureshii> the most powerful force in the universe isn't the strong force
<+kureshii> the most ubiquitous, most powerful and most unstoppable force is the stupid force
<+kureshii> it fills every nook and cranny that isn't alreayd filled by energy or matter (energy packets)
<+kureshii> which pretty much means the human body is made up of 99.999999999999999% stupid
<+kureshii> how we managed to accomplish what little we did as a race, is beyond me
<+kureshii> but it sure explains how we ended up in such a fucked up state
<+kureshii> this means we need a bible rewrite though
<+kureshii> in the beginning, there wasn't nothing
<+kureshii> there was only stupid

<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x

<@kureshii> i just sat down with my imouto and watched some oreimo while sucking on oranges
<@kureshii> and it only just occurred to me that the situation might've been a little weird...