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<~annie> wops
< Jaguar> annie
< Jaguar> god damnit
< Jaguar> how many times do I have to tell you
<&halcy> annie: That sounded so "oops did I just..." :<
< Jaguar> don't masturbate in the server room if you're going to squirt on the hubs.
<~annie> wtf jag, I didn't squirt on the hubs
<&halcy> annie only squirts on hiqh quality cisco managed switches.
< Jaguar> I _know_ you didn't hit the big catalyst
<~annie> yea
<~annie> ( ¯◡◡¯·)
< Jaguar> ;o
< Jaguar> well shit
< Jaguar> there goes 7k

<X3OY> !loli
»» %Storyteller Shouts: X3OY is a LOSER and PEDO, I wont give you any Loli.
<&MasterCJ> no lawly for you
<X3OY> .8ball Will I ever get any loli?
<+godzilla> X3OY: Very doubtful.
<%rorikon> X3OY: Concentrate and ask again.
<&MasterCJ> .8ball was my fortune true
<+godzilla> MasterCJ: Don't count on it.
<%rorikon> MasterCJ: Most likely.
<&MasterCJ> :(
<&MasterCJ> now i don't know what to think
<+ChalamiuS> They disagree
<+ChalamiuS> .8ball Are you confusing us on purpose?
<+godzilla> ChalamiuS: It is decidedly so.
<%rorikon> ChalamiuS: It is decidedly so.

<Jehuty> @find Doctor
<doctor_who> here i am

<snark> Julie: take me instead, i might not be a cool college prof with white hair and a big mustache, but as an normal geek theres a 0% you'll ever get an std from me.
* Julie has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<snark> damn.. connection reset

<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

...

<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.

<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said

<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>

<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol

<+kureshii> the most powerful force in the universe isn't the strong force
<+kureshii> the most ubiquitous, most powerful and most unstoppable force is the stupid force
<+kureshii> it fills every nook and cranny that isn't alreayd filled by energy or matter (energy packets)
<+kureshii> which pretty much means the human body is made up of 99.999999999999999% stupid
<+kureshii> how we managed to accomplish what little we did as a race, is beyond me
<+kureshii> but it sure explains how we ended up in such a fucked up state
<+kureshii> this means we need a bible rewrite though
<+kureshii> in the beginning, there wasn't nothing
<+kureshii> there was only stupid

<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x