Found 16 quotes

#97 from #sc2gg, GameSurge, submitted on 19 Nov 2009 by raylu
<afk> highlighting is useless
<afk> esp with this nick :D
<raylu> you can still highlight lines that start with "afk" and have 4th character that is non-alphabetic
<afk> raylu: counterexample "afk, laundry"
<raylu> fine. just lines that start with "afk: ", then
<tarpma> people sometimes address others using a comma though
<tarpma> "afk, laundry" is ambiguous
<tarpma> compare "afk, hi"
-!- PWR|Death_home [~Death@t-miog.demon.nl] has joined #sc2gg
<tarpma> "afk, you fucking skilless newbie"
<tarpma> speaking of fucking skilless newbies
<tarpma> hi PWR|Death_home
<tarpma> :D
<tarpma> <3
<afk> heha
<PWR|Death_home> tarpma, STFU
#98 from #sc2gg, GameSurge, submitted on 23 Nov 2009 by raylu
<tarpma> such a pain.
<tarpma> it's funny because I thought I was being hired for embedded firmware development
<tarpma> it turned out to be a trap
<Untitled> they tried to send you to america as slave?
<tarpma> Untitled: ...not exactly.
#161 from #sc2gg, gamesurge, submitted on 10 Feb 2010 by raylu
<protoss_111> wanna watch a nerd massacre?
<protoss_111> throw a beta key in front of a nerdy crowd
<Ceridan> lol ill be one of those nerds
<protoss_111> ill bring a gun and a black guy
<Ceridan> he'll turn on u
<protoss_111> thats what the gun is for
<Ceridan> oooh
#210 from #sc2gg, gamesurge, submitted on 29 Mar 2010 by raylu
<weems> cultures like to fulfill their own science fiction stories
<weems> the difference between the USA and japan is that in the USA, the science fiction stories involve landing on the moon and exploring the universe
<weems> in japan
<weems> they involve their robotic girlfriends achieving sentience
#284 from Sekrit Channel, submitted on 21 Jun 2010 by Southrop
<&meltingwax> is it unusual to masturbate to vegetables
<&Blice> yes
<&Southrop> ...

...

<&meltingwax> is it wrong to masturbate to civil war soldiers
<&LiteralKa> not at all
<&Wik> no dude
<&SSW_Kikkoman> meltingwax: Not really.
#293 from Animebyt.es Wiki Student Channel, submitted on 03 Jul 2010 by Southrop
<@IPopNoStyle> I am going to go shower.
<@IPopNoStyle> Meyer: You have 5 minutes to join me.... or else....
<@IPopNoStyle> Or else I tell Megatomte what you did in his computer room.
<@IPopNoStyle> O_______O
<@IPopNoStyle> And I know what you're thinking 'How could he know that?' I was watching you....
<@IPopNoStyle> I have video of it!
<nemius> that he watches every night before bed
<@IPopNoStyle> Only a few times, but yes.
<@Meyer> OH SHI---
<@Meyer> i'm coooooming ipop~
<Southrop> that's what she said
#331 from Animebyt.es Wiki Student Channel, submitted on 19 Aug 2010 by Southrop
<@Meyer> lots of good things start with M
<@Meyer> like....meyer
<@Meyer> :3
<atlantiza> like Megatomte!
<atlantiza> and moo!
<atlantiza> and... me!
<@Meyer> oh bad things as well....such as megatomte :/
<atlantiza> :(
<@Meyer> didn't realize :/
<@Meyer> gomene :|
<atlantiza> but you can't do that
<atlantiza> either both Meyer and Megatomte are good or both Meyer and Megatomte are bad!
<@Meyer> . . . . . .
* Meyer is now known as Suzumiya
<Southrop> xD
<@Suzumiya> there we go
<@Suzumiya> M is bad!
<Aka-chan> S is good then?
<@Suzumiya> yes
<@Suzumiya> like suzumiya and southrop
<@Suzumiya> :3
<Southrop> :D
<Southrop> I agree
<@Suzumiya> <3
<atlantiza> S... M... :>
<@Suzumiya> >_>
#337 from AQS Staff Channel, submitted on 29 Aug 2010 by Southrop
<jdennis00> i bought a new stick of memory for my pc, thus doubling what it had
<&cman> to 24MB ?
<jdennis00> ouch!
<jdennis00> no up to a gig now
<@tricsterpriest> whoo you're bazzling now
<@tricsterpriest> only 3 gigs to catch up to what the rest of us have lol
#406 from chaos' staff channel, submitted on 26 Oct 2010 by ChalamiuS
<+kureshii> the most powerful force in the universe isn't the strong force
<+kureshii> the most ubiquitous, most powerful and most unstoppable force is the stupid force
<+kureshii> it fills every nook and cranny that isn't alreayd filled by energy or matter (energy packets)
<+kureshii> which pretty much means the human body is made up of 99.999999999999999% stupid
<+kureshii> how we managed to accomplish what little we did as a race, is beyond me
<+kureshii> but it sure explains how we ended up in such a fucked up state
<+kureshii> this means we need a bible rewrite though
<+kureshii> in the beginning, there wasn't nothing
<+kureshii> there was only stupid
#419 from chaos' staff channel, submitted on 13 Nov 2010 by ChalamiuS
<+Nazo|Out> welcome to adulthood Southrop~
<+Path> Oh, Southrop is legal?
<+Path> ...
<+Path> That came out wrong
<~Southrop> :x