<%Solipsism> Mmm, orange juice. Staving off scurvy since Adam named it.
<%Solipsism> Did Adam name plants? I can't remember, but I don't think he did
<Frostbite> well if you're using that model, I'd assume so, who the hell else would have named it?
<%Solipsism> The legions of secular heathen scientists that came afterward?
<%Solipsism> Although I'm more inclined to think they named less intuitive things, like peas and apples. It's more likely that Adam named all the really obvious ones, like oranges and blueberries
<%Solipsism> It certainly wasn't God, you can tell from what he named "The Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" that He has a penchant for the dramatic
<%Solipsism> If he had named the orange, it would have been something like "The Fruit of the Tree of the Prevention of Scurvy and the Strengthening of the Immune System"

<%Solipsism> I'm 10% hoping I get killed while serving [in the Army], so I don't have to come back and deal with civilian life anymore. But I'm 70% hoping that I survive a very long period of service and earn myself a nice fat 20-year active duty pension
<%Solipsism> And I'm 20% hoping that I meet the rugged and handsome man of my dreams (after DADT is repealed, of course) while serving, and we eventually retire together on some tropical island
<+Frostbite> lol
<DreamTactix291> i just stick to my 2d womenz thank you
<%Solipsism> I find it comforting and reassuring that my gay fantasy retirement is a 20% hope while my death wish is only 10%
<%Solipsism> It makes me feel healthy and well adjusted

<ph00ny> damn this snow

<ph00ny> it's as if god is fapping all over us

<@Kuon> Jesus. I can't get into my mumble server. This is gaaay.
<@Kuon> I mean. hetero.* sorry if I offended any gays here. :)