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#706 from Unknown, submitted on 31 Jul 2011 by Frostbite
-!- Stranger [4cfcb1fd@ToP-User-D11B9861.mibbit.com] has joined #top
<Stranger> Hi
<Stranger> Anyone here?
<Stranger> Anyone? its important.
<+CloudyOneBot> Anyone is welcome to send flowers
<Stranger> Hello Cloudy
<Stranger> your the one i want to talk to right now
<Stranger> Its about EVE and your the CEO of an Corp
<Stranger> hello?
<+CloudyOneBot> join
<Stranger> soz kidna in situation so im kinda little inpaient ish soz for misspell
<Stranger> no not to join, its about one of your fellow members in your corp
<Stranger> i need to know what happened since hes my best friend on here.
<Stranger> ...?
<+CloudyOneBot> ... is it an automated voice system?
<Stranger> what?
<+CloudyOneBot> People say there are no stupid questions...but you, Stranger, just asked a stupid question.
<Stranger> cloudyonebot...
<Stranger> 'bot'
<Stranger> im talkign to a freaking ciomputer
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#734 from Unknown, submitted on 26 Sep 2011 by Anonymous
[@Wintereise] Yoshiyuki and Jun'ichi's dick size expands with time, it seems
[[@Wintereise] ( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
[&arsmagna] Wintereise you are a beast lol
[@Wintereise] lol
[&Ginga_Bishounen] about Wintereise: plays da capo for the dicks
#802 from Unknown, submitted on 26 Jul 2012 by raylu
<Deadhobo> I'm so weeaboo I'm actually Japanese
#825 from Unknown, submitted on 20 Oct 2012 by kureshii
<+kureshii> http://www.xbitlabs.com/news/monitors/display/20121019123137_4K_HDTV_Gets_Official_Name_Ultra_High_Definition.html how many names are there left to use
<@torque> I thought UHD was larger than 4k
<+kureshii> next one, we could maybe call it super ultra HD, and then super ultra hyper HD
<+Cuan> Just take the pre- and suffixes from Street Fighter games.
<@torque> lol
<+kureshii> ii idea
<@torque> SUPER HIGH DEFINITION TURBO
<+kureshii> SUER HIGH DEFINITION VS 3D II
<@torque> haha
#853 from Unknown, submitted on 16 Jan 2013 by Mephi-Dross
<plexiglass> what do u mean? I wasnt even here when they tried to takeover the chan
<haplo> Why can't you just admit that you asked them to take it over!?
<plexiglass> Sheez.. didnt expect the spanish inquisition..
* SpanInqui (spanish@34-ZARA-Y343.libre.retevision.es) has joined #commonsense
<SpanInqui> NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!
#1066 from Unknown, submitted on 10 Feb 2014 by raylu
<Verkku> Why wasn't I born in the 50's
<troydm> Verkku: u'll be without internetz
<troydm> Verkku: getting bored all da time
<troydm> and den u'll kill yourself
<troydm> so ur born in da right times neechan
<troydm> ur mother is right about it
<troydm> it's time to get waifu
<Verkku> B-but the disco
<troydm> no disco
<troydm> get married biatch
<Verkku> What about Nixon?
#1109 from Unknown, submitted on 05 Apr 2014 by Anonymous
<f00b4r> theholyduck!
<Akerail> the duck isn't holi
<Akerail> holy
<Akerail> duki is
* Duki [~Duki3003@3003.tm] is now known as theholyduki
#1199 from Unknown, submitted on 04 Jul 2014 by GrygrFlzr
* Lauri^^ snuggles Oreki
<Oreki> hello girl
<Oreki> er
<Oreki> i am Lauri^^
<Lauri^^> :<
<Oreki> er
<Oreki> ER
<Lauri^^> what
<Oreki> I MEAN LAURI
<Oreki> HELLO LAURI
<Lauri^^> u wot m8
<Oreki> i must be really tired.
#1246 from Unknown, submitted on 10 Mar 2015 by Akerail
<Akerail> ;_; so I was looking at something on BBT
<Akerail> when suddenly
<^ThundeR_> ss23: naming 5/5
<^ThundeR_> :p
<ss23> Akerail: WHEN SUDDENLY WHAT?!
<ss23> ;_;
<^ThundeR_> suddenly.. A QUADCOPTER ATTACKED TEH HAIR AND ..
<ss23> XD
<^ThundeR_> ..multiple bodies were found few hours later
<Akerail> oh
<Akerail> I forgot to finish the story
<Akerail> nevermind
<ss23> lol
<ss23> So there I was walking
<ss23> When suddenly
<Akerail> suddenly what?
<Akerail> SS23
<Akerail> WHAT HAPPENED
<ss23> Oh
<ss23> I forgot to finish teh story CAUSE I'M A MEANIE
<ss23> Ha.
<ss23> Never mind, losers. I'm too cool to finish a story.
<ss23> :(
#1294 from Unknown, submitted on 28 Apr 2017 by ChalamiuS
Kiruti: Just going to hope she becomes a sister figure
Kiruti: Or friends with limits
ChalamiuS: Friends with limits, hahaha
ChalamiuS: The lesser known sibling of friends with benefits