#424 (Score: 3) from #vn-meta, submitted on 24 Nov 2010 by Solipsism
<%Solipsism> Mmm, orange juice. Staving off scurvy since Adam named it.
<%Solipsism> Did Adam name plants? I can't remember, but I don't think he did
<Frostbite> well if you're using that model, I'd assume so, who the hell else would have named it?
<%Solipsism> The legions of secular heathen scientists that came afterward?
<%Solipsism> Although I'm more inclined to think they named less intuitive things, like peas and apples. It's more likely that Adam named all the really obvious ones, like oranges and blueberries
<%Solipsism> It certainly wasn't God, you can tell from what he named "The Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" that He has a penchant for the dramatic
<%Solipsism> If he had named the orange, it would have been something like "The Fruit of the Tree of the Prevention of Scurvy and the Strengthening of the Immune System"