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#1139 from bbtgenchicha, submitted on 21 Apr 2014 by Akerail
<+kurandoinu> GOD DAMN IT. I can't put this sentence together without some sort of weird dirtiness
<+Akerail> What sentence :D
<+kurandoinu> When I was a kid my grandad used to spray squirty cream in our mouths
<+kurandoinu> Cleanthoughtscleanthoughs!
<+Akerail> lol
<+Akerail> okay that just sounds ultimately wrong.
<+kurandoinu> He once did it to my sister but held the button too long and it came out her nose
<+kurandoinu> She's had a bit of a fear of squirty cream since
#1246 from Unknown, submitted on 10 Mar 2015 by Akerail
<Akerail> ;_; so I was looking at something on BBT
<Akerail> when suddenly
<^ThundeR_> ss23: naming 5/5
<^ThundeR_> :p
<ss23> Akerail: WHEN SUDDENLY WHAT?!
<ss23> ;_;
<^ThundeR_> suddenly.. A QUADCOPTER ATTACKED TEH HAIR AND ..
<ss23> XD
<^ThundeR_> ..multiple bodies were found few hours later
<Akerail> oh
<Akerail> I forgot to finish the story
<Akerail> nevermind
<ss23> lol
<ss23> So there I was walking
<ss23> When suddenly
<Akerail> suddenly what?
<Akerail> SS23
<Akerail> WHAT HAPPENED
<ss23> Oh
<ss23> I forgot to finish teh story CAUSE I'M A MEANIE
<ss23> Ha.
<ss23> Never mind, losers. I'm too cool to finish a story.
<ss23> :(