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#16 from #news, submitted on 30 Jul 2009 by ChalamiuS
-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: Navarre, @Faith, +Arcon, inftech, mrmburns, StrikeS|Francesca, _Maru_, ColdAssassin, @Gameoff|Out, XDCC|Miyu, (+154 more, use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
<~annie> wops
< Jaguar> annie
< Jaguar> god damnit
< Jaguar> how many times do I have to tell you
<&halcy> annie: That sounded so "oops did I just..." :<
< Jaguar> don't masturbate in the server room if you're going to squirt on the hubs.
<~annie> wtf jag, I didn't squirt on the hubs
<&halcy> annie only squirts on hiqh quality cisco managed switches.
< Jaguar> I _know_ you didn't hit the big catalyst
<~annie> yea
<~annie> ( ¯◡◡¯·)
< Jaguar> ;o
< Jaguar> well shit
< Jaguar> there goes 7k
#63 from #NEWS, submitted on 16 Oct 2009 by ChalamiuS
<X3OY> !loli
»» %Storyteller Shouts: X3OY is a LOSER and PEDO, I wont give you any Loli.
<&MasterCJ> no lawly for you
<X3OY> .8ball Will I ever get any loli?
<+godzilla> X3OY: Very doubtful.
<%rorikon> X3OY: Concentrate and ask again.
<&MasterCJ> .8ball was my fortune true
<+godzilla> MasterCJ: Don't count on it.
<%rorikon> MasterCJ: Most likely.
<&MasterCJ> :(
<&MasterCJ> now i don't know what to think
<+ChalamiuS> They disagree
<+ChalamiuS> .8ball Are you confusing us on purpose?
<+godzilla> ChalamiuS: It is decidedly so.
<%rorikon> ChalamiuS: It is decidedly so.
#125 from #news, submitted on 28 Dec 2009 by Southrop
<Jehuty> @find Doctor
<doctor_who> here i am
#193 from news, submitted on 06 Mar 2010 by Anonymous
<snark> Julie: take me instead, i might not be a cool college prof with white hair and a big mustache, but as an normal geek theres a 0% you'll ever get an std from me.
* Julie has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<snark> damn.. connection reset