<XCetron> im reading an index of screws for cars and stuff
<XCetron> apparently it was colorcoded to eb helpful
<XCetron> but whoever scanned this scanned it in black and white
<XCetron> thx guys
<XCetron> why are these screws $3 each
<XCetron> wtf
<XCetron> thats a lot for a screw
<XCetron> better be made of ceramic titanium
<XCetron> or neotitanium
<micronesia> a screw is usually like 50 bux
<micronesia> or a lot more
<XCetron> what
<XCetron> 1 single screw
<XCetron> $50?
<micronesia> depends on how hot she is

<Clow> its
<Clow> children's day or some shit
<Clow> where children get presents for being fucking assholes
<Clow> I fucking hate children
<Clow> :<
<micronesia> every day is children's day
<Clow> fuck them
<Clow> hm that didnt sound right

<micronesia> maybe if you'd stop calling her a cunt behind her back
<micronesia> and say it to her face she'll listen to you
<Lemonwalrus> well, she is currently in the position that on a whim she can cost me $5,000 and 6 months of my life
<Lemonwalrus> so to her face i think i should be cordial
<micronesia> call her face to her cunt then
<micronesia> call her a* face
<Lemonwalrus> i just pictured myself walking into her office and yelling at her vagina
<Lemonwalrus> she might just do what i say to get me to leave
<Lemonwalrus> afk trying this

<Charizard> just bought a $100 shirt that says dry-clean only
<Charizard> challenge accepted