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#1014 from #learnprogramming, freenode, submitted on 07 Nov 2013 by raylu
<nickybaby> is this your passion darkf?
<raylu> no, gyros are his passion
<darkf> ^
<darkf> i will have to buy one of those spit roasters and put some lamb on it
<darkf> then i need an oven to bake pita
<darkf> then i need ingredients to make tzatziki sauce
<darkf> then i will open the 666th gyro shop in portland
<darkf> and make an average amount of money after a tiring day of mostly manual labor and fake half-smiles
<nickybaby> LOL
<darkf> but it will be far more enjoyable and fulfilling than writing Java in a cramped cubicle filled with other drones walking around in an air conditioned, fluorescent light-treated jail
<nickybaby> HAHAHAHAHAHA
#1050 from #learnprogramming, freenode, submitted on 16 Dec 2013 by raylu
<darkf> i want to play truck sim 2013
<darkf> i am getting really angry watching this chick try to park a trailer truck
<darkf> in a simulator
<darkf> shes taken like 35 minutes
<darkf> she cant park for shit
<raylu> someone is bad at driving trucks on the internet?
<darkf> yes REALLY bad
<darkf> its like she can't physics
<raylu> oh dear.
<darkf> she looks like some real hippie
<darkf> total art major
<darkf> im raging at my screen
<darkf> JUST FUCKING TURN YOUR WHEEL RIGHT
<darkf> THATS ALL YOU AHVE TO DO
<darkf> i am almost screaming at her
<darkf> this is not that difficult
<darkf> ugh she almost has it
<darkf> shes killing me
<darkf> wow
<darkf> she did it crooked and it still took it
<darkf> terrible
<raylu> can you resume your life now?
<darkf> yeah my life is better now
#1056 from #learnprogramming, freenode, submitted on 10 Jan 2014 by raylu
<darkf> people are occupying me like I'm Wall Street.