<Harry> If you type:
<Harry> cat /dev/urandom > /dev/audio
<Harry> you'll eventually hear the sound of 10,000 monkeys typing Hamlet.

<Zaitcev> You know, when I was 16, I went to obtain a passport and my mom tried to talk me into getting her maiden name, because alegedly there are too many Zaitcevs as is.
<Zaitcev> Many years later the Internet research demonstrated that her clan was doing ok without drastic measures like that.

<jjcm> I once killed three men with nothing but a fishook, a can of clams suspended in oil, and an old "Elle" magazine.
<Xires> can anyone recommend some sane defaults for 'nofiles' in limits.conf?
<jjcm> No, but I can recommend some excellent glues.
<jjcm> JB Weld is one of my personal favorites
<jjcm> it's a two-stage glue (which is generally the best type)
<jjcm> So you'll have to mix the epoxy with the hardener.
<jjcm> It has metal bits in it too, which makes it slightly less brittle
<jjcm> All around good bonding.
<jjcm> Can't go wrong
<jjcm> Guerilla glue is actually pretty decnent too
<jjcm> It's a foaming glue - that is it expands in the cracks you put it in
* Xires makes note of this information for later reference
<jjcm> It's great cause the pressure helps for a tight seal, but you may need to trim excess glue in finer operations.
<jjcm> Hope that helps.
<jjcm> Oh, and stay away from superglue - it's not really that good
<jjcm> Xires: Anything else we can help you with?
<Xires> the original query
<jjcm> Don't be ridiculous.