<Chiyachan> Just for the record.
<Chiyachan> When Force and I get together on TF2.

<ss23> You have sex.

<Chiyachan> It's generally a rape for the other team...

<ss23> I was close
<ss23> :D

* Rezagrats must fap but can't

<Arc-sama> go pee

<Rezagrats> Wut?

<Rezagrats> I don't have to pee.
<Rezagrats> I wanna sex my co-worker. ;_;

* Arc-sama facepalms

<Dokuro-chan> Nadeshiko is being... strange. "You started this with your gluttony, so now you need to fix it with your penis"
<Dokuro-chan> That is not a direct quote

<vermi|VN> Dokuro-chan: yeah, it's weird isn't it? She's such a dog-fucker.

<aelfwyne> Dokuro-chan: I don't remember that part.

* theholyduck feels left out on the dogfucking

<Kurses> My sister's female rabbit tried to get our male cat to have sex with it. She'd walk up to him and raise her butt right beside his face while he was just laying there. The cat would look up and just give her that look of "You... *have* to be joking"

<Nubmer6|Hamptons> Hmm... I should dress up in drag.
<Nubmer6|Hamptons> I already have the long hair
<Nubmer6|Hamptons> It's just that I'm 6'4" and 250 pounds. I would look terrifying

<ghost25> ss23, I didn't have an option before, I manually sorted my shit and tagged my own shit

<kureshii> you tag your shit? ewww

<ss23> lol kureshii
<ss23> "Specimen 201"

<kureshii> do you sort them neatly in little drawers as well?

* Arc-sama coughs

<ghost25> kureshii, your damn right I do :P


<kureshii> ghost25: do you also have CRCs printed on each drawer? :D
<kureshii> and test them every few months for corruption

<ghost25> indeed, I checksum my furniture too :D

<kureshii> awesome

<ghost25> I also fourier transform them to observe the periodicity, some of my furniture is very periodic :3

<Southrop> going out to see doctor now o/
<Nubmer6> Doctor?
<Nubmer6> What
<Nubmer6> What's wrong with you!?!?
<Wintereise> Erectile Dysfunction from fapping to too much porn
<Arc-sama> Oo
<Cirno`> too much gay porn*
<Cirno`> you give him too much credit Wintereise
<Wintereise> ｧ '`,､'`,､('∀`) '`,､'`,､

* Nubmer6 hands ghost25 a lifesavers
* ghost25 only accepts cumballs
<ghost25> *gumballs
<ghost25> <_<
<Nubmer6> hmm
<Nubmer6> fruedan slip there

<xbubu> I've got questions! ><
<xbubu> What does double leech and half seed means?

<Arc-sama> if you leach 10 gigs ... it would count as if you had downloaded 20
<Arc-sama> and if you had seeded 20 gigs ... it would count as as if you had only seeded 10
<Arc-sama> would you like me to activate that for you?

<xbubu> @.@ still blurr
<xbubu> If i download 10G , it means that i've actually downloaded 20G?

<Duki3003> yes

<xbubu> Isn't that bad? O.o

<Duki3003> means you'd have to seed 4x as much to get 1.0 ratio

<xbubu> So overall, it helps us to raise our ratio in BBT?
<xbubu> In a better way?
<xbubu> Since we can seed more? O.o

<Duki3003> You're not the brightest cookie in the jar, aren't you?

<Rezagrats> Don't sleep
<Rezagrats> The gnomes will kill you!
* Rezagrats twitches
<FrostySleep> I have an anti gnome barrier to protect me
<FrostySleep> and a cat
<Rezagrats> I had a cat once....
<Rezagrats> It slept on my belly whenever it had the chance
<FrostySleep> mine does too
<irrelevnt> i thought it was clowns that kill in a person's sleep
<Rezagrats> I was partially awake one night when i took a deep breath and farted
<Rezagrats> My cat was alarmed like something had just exploded.
<irrelevnt> urf.
<FrostySleep> hehe
<irrelevnt> i was curled up next to a friend of mine under the same blanket, and her cats slept between us.
<Rezagrats> It left my belly for that night. :(
<FrostySleep> I don't blame it
<FrostySleep> it'd have been startled too
<irrelevnt> i rolled over and stretched the blanket and it was like throwing the cats upwards on a trampoline ^^;
<irrelevnt> i didn't 'mean' to, i was mostly asleep when i rolled over
<Rezagrats> Irrelevnt, sleeping next to a female friend always leads to something.
<FrostySleep> not always
* irrelevnt giggles
<irrelevnt> flying pussies
<Rezagrats> ^
<FrostySleep> I once nearly killed mine because I fell asleep with her in my arms
<Rezagrats> Hamsters are the scariest pet ever.
<FrostySleep> and I have a deathgrip in my sleep
<irrelevnt> i miss her now and then. she had dread locks (42 of them, on purpose) and i'd lay on them like a pillow :D
<Rezagrats> My hamster escaped one night
<Rezagrats> And decided to crawl in my bed
<FrostySleep> oh gawd
<irrelevnt> frosty, your girlfriend or your cat?
<FrostySleep> my cat
<Rezagrats> I felt a pitter patter of four tiny feet on my leg and immediately froze.
<FrostySleep> I hope you were wearing something
<irrelevnt> i had cats that'd sleep between my legs on top of the covers, and i couldn't roll over w/out bothering them.
<irrelevnt> which is a pain, since i like to sleep on my side
<Rezagrats> It wasn't until it had reached my face- my eye really- that i realized my hamster had pulled a houdini.
<FrostySleep> heh
<irrelevnt> funny how they go to your face
<Rezagrats> Hamsters licking your eye is something unique.
<irrelevnt> like they wanna say hi or something
<Rezagrats> Irrelevnt, the ass smells too much
<Rezagrats> And your face probably is salty.
<irrelevnt> yes.. yes it does.
<irrelevnt> oh, i thought you mean the hamster arse while it's on your face
<Rezagrats> Have you ever seen a male hasmter?
<Rezagrats> Hamster*
<FrostySleep> HUNG
<irrelevnt> :)
<Rezagrats> Nuts the size of ALMONDS.
<irrelevnt> i think... no i didn't.
<irrelevnt> i usually use this hamster as my avatar, his name's sooty
<Rezagrats> On their tiny body, those fuckers are like oranges on a human.
<FrostySleep> heh
<irrelevnt> i lost the newspaper article, but this guy escaped and found his way into the female hamster cage and had 'relations' with like, 100 of the female hamsters
<irrelevnt> he was found passed out in the cage
<FrostySleep> reminds me of something I read about bats
<FrostySleep> the size of their brains are in an inverse proportion to the size of their genetalia
<Rezagrats> FrostySleep, go to sleep
<Proletar> FrostySleep is a liar
<FrostySleep> or in layspeak, it IS the stupid ones that get more girls
<FrostySleep> IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE LET ME FINISH TYPING IT NEXT TIME!!
<FrostySleep> RAEG!
<Rezagrats> FrostySleep, go to sleep
* FrostySleep raeges off to bed
* Rezagrats ragefaps off to bed.
<irrelevnt> that's like lambs
<irrelevnt> their testicles are much larger than their brains
<irrelevnt> er, sheep