Found 59 quotes

#13 from #boxtorrents, submitted on 30 Jul 2009 by ChalamiuS
<+Xavier> I need to shave, poop and shower... But I feel like a tamagotchi...
<+Xavier> And noone is pressing the buttons to make me do so. ;_;
#14 from #boxtorrents, submitted on 30 Jul 2009 by ChalamiuS
<Kristen> <TCLe> ...come too early
<Kristen> Yes, we know you cum too early
<Kristen> It's called a pre-mature ejaculation
<Shyiskhar> Why should he care? So long as he got his, not his fault his partner can't keep up....
#15 from #bakabt, submitted on 30 Jul 2009 by ChalamiuS
<Kristen> A wild Kristen appears!
»» Kristen uses quick attack!
<ChalamiuS> O_O
»» Gottaname domesticates the wild kristen
<Kamyu> fail
»» Kristen can only be domesticated with a pokeball
»» Kristen uses Hydro Pump!
<Kristen> It's a critical hit!
»» Gottaname domesticates with a leather halter and whip
<YumiNanako> lol..
»» Kristen runs away
#16 from #news, submitted on 30 Jul 2009 by ChalamiuS
-!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: Navarre, @Faith, +Arcon, inftech, mrmburns, StrikeS|Francesca, _Maru_, ColdAssassin, @Gameoff|Out, XDCC|Miyu, (+154 more, use /NETSPLIT to show all of them)
<~annie> wops
< Jaguar> annie
< Jaguar> god damnit
< Jaguar> how many times do I have to tell you
<&halcy> annie: That sounded so "oops did I just..." :<
< Jaguar> don't masturbate in the server room if you're going to squirt on the hubs.
<~annie> wtf jag, I didn't squirt on the hubs
<&halcy> annie only squirts on hiqh quality cisco managed switches.
< Jaguar> I _know_ you didn't hit the big catalyst
<~annie> yea
<~annie> ( ¯◡◡¯·)
< Jaguar> ;o
< Jaguar> well shit
< Jaguar> there goes 7k
#22 from #ahk, submitted on 02 Aug 2009 by ChalamiuS
< Talisman> I C qwebirc is back
< BigVent> yeah
< temp01> with a plan to murder us!
< BigVent> right!
< BigVent> he'd probably ask someone else to do it

Note: The qwebirc user was annoying us for days, with the same problem...
#42 from #LolisAndStuff, submitted on 08 Sep 2009 by ChalamiuS
>>> Delnith slaps cock
<Talisman> Delnith, that's kinda scary dude... doing that in a public channel
#45 from #bakabt, submitted on 28 Sep 2009 by ChalamiuS
»» @Chiyachan cockslaps Chiyachan.
<@Chiyachan> =_=
<@Chiyachan> Tabfail.
#63 from #NEWS, submitted on 16 Oct 2009 by ChalamiuS
<X3OY> !loli
»» %Storyteller Shouts: X3OY is a LOSER and PEDO, I wont give you any Loli.
<&MasterCJ> no lawly for you
<X3OY> .8ball Will I ever get any loli?
<+godzilla> X3OY: Very doubtful.
<%rorikon> X3OY: Concentrate and ask again.
<&MasterCJ> .8ball was my fortune true
<+godzilla> MasterCJ: Don't count on it.
<%rorikon> MasterCJ: Most likely.
<&MasterCJ> :(
<&MasterCJ> now i don't know what to think
<+ChalamiuS> They disagree
<+ChalamiuS> .8ball Are you confusing us on purpose?
<+godzilla> ChalamiuS: It is decidedly so.
<%rorikon> ChalamiuS: It is decidedly so.
#87 from #ahk, submitted on 06 Nov 2009 by ChalamiuS
<infoG> Titan: tell chala how hard it is to annoy me
<+Titan> ChalamiuS: infoG is like an noble inert gas, you can't make it react no matter how hard you try
#113 from #bakabt, submitted on 13 Dec 2009 by ChalamiuS
<Nacho> ff12 is almost too easy
<XCetron> kinda like your gf amirite
<GMH> kinda like your mom amirite
<Nacho> absolutely right
<XCetron> my mom is pretty hard
<XCetron> end-game boss
<GMH> dude hwen i was a kid i thought of an rpg with my high school english teacher as one of the end bosses

<XCetron> did you have friends in hs
<GMH> lol of course i did
<GMH> what do you think i am, an anime fan with no life?
<GMH> oh wait