<BigVent> my baby wont stop screaming, what should I do? This is MY computer time!
<+Skwire> Two words.
<+Skwire> Duct tape.

* Ruri (~TK@91169E3F.BA171AF8.5CAB336A.IP) has joined #Calliope
* Southrop pokes Wintereise
* Cirno pokes Southrop
* Ruri pokes everyone
* Southrop slaps Cirno
* Cirno stabs Ruri
* Frostbite snuggles Cirno
* Southrop throws Frostbite out the window
<+Frostbite> ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

<ss23> Actually,I was at a friends house once
<ss23> (We're all nerds)
<ss23> And I say there with a box of his tissues and made myself sneeze over and over for like an hour
<ss23> IT was amazing
<+ChalamiuS> o_o
<ss23> ...
<ss23> I really like sneezing
<BlazakingBT> ...
<ss23> ;_;
<BlazakingBT> That *isn't* normal you know.

* AltaDeSaxa_ (~AltaDeSax@dump.truck) has joined #Calliope
<@ChalamiuS> Oh sh-- it's Alta's evil clone!
* AltaDeSaxa_ is now known as AltaDeSaxa
<@ChalamiuS> YOU WILL NOT FOOL ME
* ChalamiuS stabs AltaDeSaxa
* AltaDeSaxa has quit ()

< komori> gesshoki: so I'm redoing all my cable management in my desktop, and I just took a bothersome cluster of cables and j-j-jamed them in, and all fans still rotate freely \o/
< Yuuno_Arashiko> this reminds me of that time i made DDoS attacks sound ero
< Yuuno_Arashiko> ahnn~~
< Yuuno_Arashiko> my ports are overflowing~~~
< Yuuno_Arashiko> i can't handle any more~~~~~

* Elesar thinks its too quiet in here
<frankie`n> yeah... it is...
* Skwire starts banging on a drum. BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!
<Elesar> thats better
* Talisman starts a bar brawl
* Skwire bangs some trash can lids together.
* frankie`n brawls a bar
* Talisman throws a pool cue at Elesar
* Elesar dodges the pool cue
* Skwire picks up the pool cue and stabs BigVent with it.
<+Talisman> wooo... like a dark it's sticking out the bar counter
* Elesar downs half a bottle of vodka and throws the other half at Talisman
* Talisman catches it and downs the other half
* frankie`n lights a match
* Talisman dodges frankie`n
* frankie`n uses Taliban seaking missle
* Skwire looks around at what he started.
* frankie`n looks at Skwire
<+Skwire> Let's see, two drunkards, BigVent stabbed, bar brawl...

<frigo> First medal for Top Fighter in Erep 01:30 time http://<link to erepublik goes here>
* BakaBT sets ban on *!*@21AA3E79.5C43BAFA.A5983543.IP
* BakaBT has kicked frigo from #bakabt (Watch your language!)
<f00b4r> err
<f00b4r> how did that instakickban work?
<aeterna> (erepublik, f00b4r)
* BakaBT sets ban on *!*@em.pyre.um
* BakaBT has kicked aeterna from #bakabt (Watch your language!)
<f00b4r> rofl
<kureshii> oh BBT did something :|
<f00b4r> i can't believe I HAVE JUST SUCCESSFULLY TROLLED AETERNA
<severance> lolol
<f00b4r> this day will be remembered
<severance> this is gold
<severance> xD
<Nubmer6> LOL
<f00b4r> PWN'D

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<Nubmer6> What about the other guy that got banned?
<+ChalamiuS> Nubmer6: he actually linked to erepublik. He deserves to burn in hell
* BakaBT sets ban on *!*@miu.S
* You have been kicked from #bakabt by BakaBT (Watch your language!)
<Nubmer6> LOL!!!!
<aeterna> Hmph
<f00b4r> ROFL
<f00b4r> that's too good to be true
<Nubmer6> now *THAT* goes in the quote database :)

<xce> myth olo gy
<xce> that looks like a penis in the middle
<shirase> Leave #bakabt to its own means
<shirase> And it tends to penises in five minutes
<+ChalamiuS> shirase: #bakabt swings back and forth between topics of different types quite often
<shirase> Penis is its pivotal point, ChalamiuS
<shirase> It swings back and forth, each time corssing penis
<+ChalamiuS> shirase: we'll be having a technology related discussion in a couple of hours then
<shirase> LOL
<shirase> You can tell by the direction of "debate" as it goes throug the penis point, ChalamiuS ;)
<+ChalamiuS> shirase: anyone that has been here for long enough should be able to
<shirase> Don't be modest
<shirase> You give some damn good penis wind readings

Kiruti: Just going to hope she becomes a sister figure
Kiruti: Or friends with limits
ChalamiuS: Friends with limits, hahaha
ChalamiuS: The lesser known sibling of friends with benefits