<Solipsism> Hey wtf
<Solipsism> There's a quote on the QBD submitted under my name, that I did not submit >:|
<Solipsism> You fuckers stop using my name
<LeB_Blood> most of the ones of me i didn't submit, Solipsism
<LeB_Blood> the idea is to let anyone submit them
<Solipsism> No, not a quote of something I said
<Solipsism> It's a quote that says "submitted by solipsism"
<Solipsism> And i didn't submit it
<LeB_Blood> oh
* Solipsism makes an angry face
<LeB_Blood> are you positive?
<Solipsism> Pretty positive, as it's fairly recent and I've been gone for two weeks
<Solipsism> http://www.chalamius.se/quotes/quote.php?id=376
<LeB_Blood> eh i guess it is possible to submit them under someone elses name
<LeB_Blood> but i fail to see the point of that
<LeB_Blood> you could just type annonymos
<Solipsism> I doubt I was even here for it, especially as I just idle in bakabt these days anyway, rarely chat <_<
<Solipsism> Wait a second
<Solipsism> It says right on the quote "You're now known as vermi|fap"
<Solipsism> VERMI

<%Solipsism> Mmm, orange juice. Staving off scurvy since Adam named it.
<%Solipsism> Did Adam name plants? I can't remember, but I don't think he did
<Frostbite> well if you're using that model, I'd assume so, who the hell else would have named it?
<%Solipsism> The legions of secular heathen scientists that came afterward?
<%Solipsism> Although I'm more inclined to think they named less intuitive things, like peas and apples. It's more likely that Adam named all the really obvious ones, like oranges and blueberries
<%Solipsism> It certainly wasn't God, you can tell from what he named "The Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil" that He has a penchant for the dramatic
<%Solipsism> If he had named the orange, it would have been something like "The Fruit of the Tree of the Prevention of Scurvy and the Strengthening of the Immune System"

<%Solipsism> I'm 10% hoping I get killed while serving [in the Army], so I don't have to come back and deal with civilian life anymore. But I'm 70% hoping that I survive a very long period of service and earn myself a nice fat 20-year active duty pension
<%Solipsism> And I'm 20% hoping that I meet the rugged and handsome man of my dreams (after DADT is repealed, of course) while serving, and we eventually retire together on some tropical island
<+Frostbite> lol
<DreamTactix291> i just stick to my 2d womenz thank you
<%Solipsism> I find it comforting and reassuring that my gay fantasy retirement is a 20% hope while my death wish is only 10%
<%Solipsism> It makes me feel healthy and well adjusted

<Solipsism> Wow... I now officially know that I have an a-p.com addiction
<Solipsism> I just instinctively went to my a-p page to update it after watching a porn before realizing that I most certainly did not just watch an anime

<ABK> painkiller for feveR? o0
<Solipsism> Most painkillers are also fever reducers
<ish> right.
<Solipsism> Don't ask me how science did that

[In the middle of a mid-length conversation about Japanese writing]
<Solipsism> Aw, lame, my morningwood went away from the kana talk and now I don't feel like doing anything with it ;_;
* Solipsism watches what happens to the conversation now
<@Drahken> classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPh12Q7cpeE
<superloli> Drahken's video: UNCUT - FULL - Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy, 02:44
* harada is now known as conversation
* conversation dies
* conversation is now known as harada
* Solipsism thinks Drahken has impeccable timing

<Solipsism> My friend is writing My Little Pony fanfiction.
<Solipsism> Correction
<Solipsism> This guy I know is writing MLP fanfiction

<Tweedledee> http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P6AN7XDY < there's two clips here. one is old, and semi-crappy... no pun intended... the other is the good one that i think you'll like.
<Solipsism> Tweedledee...
<Solipsism> You just used the phrase "no pun intended" immediately after the word "crappy"
<Solipsism> There is nothing you can now say that would make me click that link.
<Solipsism> Nothing.

<@vermi> and here i was sure bird have hollow bones...
<@Nubmer6> That's what I've always heard
<Solipsism> Well think about it
<@Nubmer6> but maybe SOME marrow in it?
<Solipsism> Marrow is where blood is manufactured
<Solipsism> So they can't be completely hollow
<@Nubmer6> yeah
<Solipsism> Or birds wouldn't have any blood
<@Nubmer6> but birds are supposed to have hollow bones
* @vermi manufactures Solipsism.
<Solipsism> Nubmer, I'm not saying they aren't mostly hollow, but I doubt they are completely hollow
<@Nubmer6> birds have blood?

<Tweedledee> Solipsism: are lesbians hawt?
<Solipsism> Tweedledee: In the same sense that some rectangles are squares, yes, I suppose that by necessity some lesbians must be hawt
<Frostbite> lesbians are universally hawt Tweedledee
<Solipsism> Frostbite: Google image results for "fat ugly lesbian" beg to differ