< |^-^|> theyre about the size of a brick and about 2x the calories of a double shoozeburger
< |^-^|> wait...
< |^-^|> cheezeburger*
< |^-^|> wtf is a shoozeburger

<cutiepie> how r ya
<fuggedaboutit> ok, u?
<cutiepie> ive got a virus at the moment
<fuggedaboutit> D:
<Rezagrats> Use AVG
<fuggedaboutit> what kind?
<cutiepie> tonsolitus
<Rezagrats> Sounds like Norton.

<Solipsism> Wow... I now officially know that I have an a-p.com addiction
<Solipsism> I just instinctively went to my a-p page to update it after watching a porn before realizing that I most certainly did not just watch an anime

* Tweedledee buys drahken's mom for $0.87 on ebay
<@Drahken> *shrug* idiots on ebay will pay high prices for all kinds of worthless junk :p

[In the middle of a mid-length conversation about Japanese writing]
<Solipsism> Aw, lame, my morningwood went away from the kana talk and now I don't feel like doing anything with it ;_;
* Solipsism watches what happens to the conversation now
<@Drahken> classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPh12Q7cpeE
<superloli> Drahken's video: UNCUT - FULL - Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy, 02:44
* harada is now known as conversation
* conversation dies
* conversation is now known as harada
* Solipsism thinks Drahken has impeccable timing

< Noodlestein> Hrmm... It is now 7:11am. What to do.
* Frostbite rapes Noodlestein
<@vermi> Noodlestein: go give someone AIDS.
< Frostbite> is that what you had in mind?
<@vermi> ^

<Solipsism> My friend is writing My Little Pony fanfiction.
<Solipsism> Correction
<Solipsism> This guy I know is writing MLP fanfiction

<Smushers> is it wrong that I want my scrotum to be naturally shaped like a holster?
<Smushers> wrong channel
<C\Windows\System32> Smushers: what fucking channel was that meant to go to

<eaper|chip> I see signs all the time that say "gay is not retarded" and shit like that
<SaberUK> people who QQ about people using gay as an insult are retarded
<SaberUK> gay meant happy before it meant that you like a cock in your ass, damnit
<Solipsism> Saber: Yeah, but it meant cock in the ass before it meant stupid

<Tweedledee> http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P6AN7XDY < there's two clips here. one is old, and semi-crappy... no pun intended... the other is the good one that i think you'll like.
<Solipsism> Tweedledee...
<Solipsism> You just used the phrase "no pun intended" immediately after the word "crappy"
<Solipsism> There is nothing you can now say that would make me click that link.
<Solipsism> Nothing.