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#1064 from chaos-staff, submitted on 22 Jan 2014 by Anonymous
<IX> Someone wanted to buy a computer from me under some strange circumstances.
<kureshii> haha
<IX> His ex-girlfriend is demanding that he give his computer to her.
<kureshii> someone you know?
<IX> yeah, my best friend of 28 years. lol
<kureshii> whoa wut
<kureshii> what does his gf want his computer for?
<IX> to be spiteful
<kureshii> idk if emphasis there should be on "his" or "computer"
<kureshii> ooh
<kureshii> she's picking a bad way to go about it though
<IX> Yeah. lol
<kureshii> can't he, like, put in P4 parts and let her think she's taking the computer?
<IX> that's pretty much what we're going to do
<kureshii> and an old HDD etc
<kureshii> nice
#1109 from Unknown, submitted on 05 Apr 2014 by Anonymous
<f00b4r> theholyduck!
<Akerail> the duck isn't holi
<Akerail> holy
<Akerail> duki is
* Duki [] is now known as theholyduki
#1137 from #bbtgenchicha, submitted on 20 Apr 2014 by Anonymous
<+Leonhardt> so, walking 11km in 1½h after half a bottle of Vodka, DONE
<+Leonhardt> Achievement completed!
<+Leonhardt> went from Espoon lahti trough Nöykkiö to Kattilaakso trough Pisa to Saarnilaakso and then To home in Espoon Keskus
<+Akerail> Laus-kun could beat you anytime
<+Leonhardt> I bet.
<+Leonhardt> You just told me how awesome they're :3
<+Akerail> He once drank 750ml of vodka
<+Akerail> 7beers
<+Leonhardt> I'm just your standard Average joe.
<+Akerail> and 2 shots of jagermeister
<+Leonhardt> Wow, epic >_>
<+Akerail> Then he got home and his mother haven't even noticed he was drunk.
<+Leonhardt> neat.
<+Akerail> He is one hell of a drunkard though...
<+Leonhardt> Some peeps just have good heads.
<+Leonhardt> I mean, I feel drunk after 8 beers and a bottle of Vodka
<+Leonhardt> when I drink it trough 4 hrs
<+Leonhardt> and then I go to the bad
<+Leonhardt> bar*
<+Leonhardt> and I do that only 2-3 times per year
<+Akerail> Oh, laus drinks 24/7
<+Leonhardt> How does their wallet stand that?
<+Akerail> He is a dentist!
<+Leonhardt> I make sure that I pay for my own drinking max four times per year
<+Leonhardt> make others pay every other time.
<+Akerail> I think he is the kind of guy that pays for others.
<+Akerail> Don't you think so too Jaru?
<+Leonhardt> >_>
<+Jaru> what? I'm watcing a movie
<+Leonhardt> Laus-kun?
<+lostinmetro> damnit I thought 420 was on Easter Monday so I coould make #420PRAISEIT jokes
<+lostinmetro> fuck
<+Akerail> FUCK
<+Akerail> IT IS TODAY
<+Leonhardt> humm humm... Gotta meet them, have them pay for my drinking someday... .
<+Akerail> 420blazeit metro
#1288 from Supersekritstaffchan, submitted on 17 Mar 2016 by Anonymous
* Raito has quit (*.net *.split)
* Lolitachan has quit (*.net *.split)
* Zaraki has quit (*.net *.split)
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* Akerail has quit (*.net *.split)
* Raito ( has joined
* BakaBT gives channel operator status to Raito
<Laus> 9 people split
<Laus> only 1 returns
#1290 from #bakabt, submitted on 02 Jun 2016 by Anonymous
<DormantBeast> DDoS is so 2012
<minus> what would be 2016 then?
<minus> sending refugees to BBT until it goes down?
<minus> that'd technically still be a DoS
#1291 from, submitted on 18 Jun 2016 by Anonymous
<ss23> ShadeDream: will you put on your maid outfit when you do? :D
<ShadeDream> ss23, Im not into maids so much
<ShadeDream> goth loli nekomimi maybe...
#1296 from Anime-Planet Discord - Voice Chat, submitted on 13 Jan 2019 by Anonymous
It's in my mouth. Does that count? - @Alebord#2416
#1298 from Anime-Planet Discord - Voice Chat, submitted on 13 Jan 2019 by Anonymous
"Scoop it up and shove it in there" - @ChalamiuS#6273