<ALAKTORN> the one about the father being a schoolgirl? <ALAKTORN> or something <ALAKTORN> becoming <SeventyX7> No. <SeventyX7> It's the one about a 30 yr old guy becoming a loli. <SeventyX7> COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MAN. <ALAKTORN> ah
#1066 from Unknown,
submitted on 10 Feb 2014 by raylu
<Verkku> Why wasn't I born in the 50's <troydm> Verkku: u'll be without internetz <troydm> Verkku: getting bored all da time <troydm> and den u'll kill yourself <troydm> so ur born in da right times neechan <troydm> ur mother is right about it <troydm> it's time to get waifu <Verkku> B-but the disco <troydm> no disco <troydm> get married biatch <Verkku> What about Nixon?
#1068 from #ToP,
submitted on 13 Feb 2014 by raylu
<Old_mib> how fickle my heart, and how woosy my eyes <Old_mib> i struggled to find any truth in your lies * `CloudyOne strikes david down, with the thump of his thighs * `CloudyOne begins to molest him, ignoring his cries <Old_mib> nooooooooo <`CloudyOne> "noooooooo nooooooooo" he'd loudly proclaim <`CloudyOne> but his overuse of vowels was getting quite lame <`CloudyOne> there's kids starving in africa, countless in name <`CloudyOne> and the lack of alphabet soup, he's surely to blame * `CloudyOne pulls out a cold dew from the fridge