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#150 from #linux, submitted on 29 Jan 2010 by raylu
<jjcm> I once killed three men with nothing but a fishook, a can of clams suspended in oil, and an old "Elle" magazine.
<Xires> can anyone recommend some sane defaults for 'nofiles' in limits.conf?
<jjcm> No, but I can recommend some excellent glues.
<jjcm> JB Weld is one of my personal favorites
<jjcm> it's a two-stage glue (which is generally the best type)
<jjcm> So you'll have to mix the epoxy with the hardener.
<jjcm> It has metal bits in it too, which makes it slightly less brittle
<jjcm> All around good bonding.
<jjcm> Can't go wrong
<jjcm> Guerilla glue is actually pretty decnent too
<jjcm> It's a foaming glue - that is it expands in the cracks you put it in
* Xires makes note of this information for later reference
<jjcm> It's great cause the pressure helps for a tight seal, but you may need to trim excess glue in finer operations.
<jjcm> Hope that helps.
<jjcm> Oh, and stay away from superglue - it's not really that good
<jjcm> Xires: Anything else we can help you with?
<Xires> the original query
<jjcm> Don't be ridiculous.
#161 from #sc2gg, gamesurge, submitted on 11 Feb 2010 by raylu
<protoss_111> wanna watch a nerd massacre?
<protoss_111> throw a beta key in front of a nerdy crowd
<Ceridan> lol ill be one of those nerds
<protoss_111> ill bring a gun and a black guy
<Ceridan> he'll turn on u
<protoss_111> thats what the gun is for
<Ceridan> oooh
#168 from #myanimelist, submitted on 15 Feb 2010 by raylu
<slippy> i tried making a new account, and the site still says the username doesnt exist lol
<marduk> you gotta slip xinil $50 for a new account
<marduk> or a blowjob
<slippy> he's gay?!
<slippy> shocker
<marduk> well
<marduk> if you put a paper bag over your head, it's technically not "gay"
<marduk> because we are all good at imagining our right hands are cute idols
#175 from #bakabt, submitted on 25 Feb 2010 by raylu
<Crimson13> speaking of ugly, i saw the ugliest baby at the grocery store last weekend
<Crimson13> i know you're not supposed to tell people their baby looks like an overfed monkey, but ugh
<raylu> Crimson13: did you actually say that?
<Crimson13> :-/
<raylu> is that a yes?
<Crimson13> yes
#176 from #bakabt, submitted on 25 Feb 2010 by raylu
<Rakka-chan> Yo dawg, I heard u like spacing out so I put David Bowie in your rocket car so you can space out while you space out
<Nubmer6> ...
<Arc-sama> ok that last one didnt make any sense
<Rakka-chan> your face made no sense
<Rakka-chan> and your face doesn't even have David Bowie
* Nubmer6 straghtens Rakka-chan's head with a tire iron
<Rakka-chan> ow
<Rakka-chan> I'm lucy liu T_T
<Rakka-chan> i mean
<Rakka-chan> what the fuck
<Nubmer6> So... exactly what are you on right now?
#210 from #sc2gg, gamesurge, submitted on 29 Mar 2010 by raylu
<weems> cultures like to fulfill their own science fiction stories
<weems> the difference between the USA and japan is that in the USA, the science fiction stories involve landing on the moon and exploring the universe
<weems> in japan
<weems> they involve their robotic girlfriends achieving sentience
#212 from Unknown, submitted on 01 Apr 2010 by raylu
<ttuttle> kjones: system('eject --candy');
<ttuttle> er
<kjones> some sysop will be very confused in the morn
<ttuttle> "eject --candy")
<kjones> ttuttle: i'm glad you specified, otherwise i would have tried to pass the eject --candy argument to system with single quotes instead of double quotes
<ttuttle> kjones: rule 0
<kjones> the GM is always right?
<ttuttle> kjones: no, the other one.
<kjones> a robot shall not harm humanity, nor through inaction allow humanity to come to harm?
<ttuttle> kjones: no, the other one.
<kjones> If A and C are each in thermal equilibrium with B, then A is in thermal equilibrium with C?
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#215 from #bakabt, submitted on 02 Apr 2010 by raylu
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<edude03> Ohaiyo
<LeB_Blood> gtfo edude03
<edude03> k byw
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<LeB_Blood> lulz
<Mirgond> Oo
<LeB_Blood> well..
#218 from #LolisAndStuff, submitted on 08 Apr 2010 by raylu
<haberdasher> !stuff
<haberdasher> `mio 5
<haberdasher|laptop> dwarf fort wiki
<haberdasher|laptop> shit wrong keybord and window and computer
#222 from #bakabt, submitted on 18 Apr 2010 by raylu
<Smushgull> what are the best places online to find men's wallet comparisons?
<Ipsilonius> ugh.. thank god i finished reading that sentence