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#504 from BakaBT, submitted on 04 Jan 2011 by Arc-sama
<Rezagrats> Don't sleep
<Rezagrats> The gnomes will kill you!
* Rezagrats twitches
<FrostySleep> I have an anti gnome barrier to protect me
<FrostySleep> and a cat
<Rezagrats> I had a cat once....
<Rezagrats> It slept on my belly whenever it had the chance
<FrostySleep> mine does too
<irrelevnt> i thought it was clowns that kill in a person's sleep
<Rezagrats> I was partially awake one night when i took a deep breath and farted
<Rezagrats> My cat was alarmed like something had just exploded.
<irrelevnt> urf.
<FrostySleep> hehe
<irrelevnt> i was curled up next to a friend of mine under the same blanket, and her cats slept between us.
<Rezagrats> It left my belly for that night. :(
<FrostySleep> I don't blame it
<FrostySleep> it'd have been startled too
<irrelevnt> i rolled over and stretched the blanket and it was like throwing the cats upwards on a trampoline ^^;
<irrelevnt> i didn't 'mean' to, i was mostly asleep when i rolled over
<Rezagrats> Irrelevnt, sleeping next to a female friend always leads to something.
<FrostySleep> not always
* irrelevnt giggles
<irrelevnt> flying pussies
<Rezagrats> ^
<FrostySleep> I once nearly killed mine because I fell asleep with her in my arms
<Rezagrats> Hamsters are the scariest pet ever.
<FrostySleep> and I have a deathgrip in my sleep
<irrelevnt> i miss her now and then. she had dread locks (42 of them, on purpose) and i'd lay on them like a pillow :D
<Rezagrats> My hamster escaped one night
<Rezagrats> And decided to crawl in my bed
<FrostySleep> oh gawd
<irrelevnt> frosty, your girlfriend or your cat?
<FrostySleep> my cat
<Rezagrats> I felt a pitter patter of four tiny feet on my leg and immediately froze.
<FrostySleep> I hope you were wearing something
<irrelevnt> i had cats that'd sleep between my legs on top of the covers, and i couldn't roll over w/out bothering them.
<irrelevnt> which is a pain, since i like to sleep on my side
<Rezagrats> It wasn't until it had reached my face- my eye really- that i realized my hamster had pulled a houdini.
<FrostySleep> heh
<irrelevnt> funny how they go to your face
<Rezagrats> Hamsters licking your eye is something unique.
<irrelevnt> like they wanna say hi or something
<Rezagrats> Irrelevnt, the ass smells too much
<Rezagrats> And your face probably is salty.
<irrelevnt> yes.. yes it does.
<irrelevnt> oh, i thought you mean the hamster arse while it's on your face
<Rezagrats> Have you ever seen a male hasmter?
<Rezagrats> Hamster*
<FrostySleep> HUNG
<irrelevnt> :)
<Rezagrats> Nuts the size of ALMONDS.
<irrelevnt> i think... no i didn't.
<irrelevnt> i usually use this hamster as my avatar, his name's sooty
<Rezagrats> On their tiny body, those fuckers are like oranges on a human.
<FrostySleep> heh
<irrelevnt> i lost the newspaper article, but this guy escaped and found his way into the female hamster cage and had 'relations' with like, 100 of the female hamsters
<irrelevnt> he was found passed out in the cage
<FrostySleep> reminds me of something I read about bats
<FrostySleep> the size of their brains are in an inverse proportion to the size of their genetalia
<Rezagrats> FrostySleep, go to sleep
<Proletar> FrostySleep is a liar
<FrostySleep> or in layspeak, it IS the stupid ones that get more girls
<FrostySleep> RAEG!
<Rezagrats> FrostySleep, go to sleep
* FrostySleep raeges off to bed
* Rezagrats ragefaps off to bed.
<irrelevnt> that's like lambs
<irrelevnt> their testicles are much larger than their brains
<irrelevnt> er, sheep
#506 from #bakabt, submitted on 06 Jan 2011 by raylu
<irrelevnt> now that i have access to a search engine for anime girls in one piece bathing suits, i have a feeling i'm useless for the next few days.
#515 from BakaBT, submitted on 11 Jan 2011 by Arc-sama
* ss23 giggles
<ss23> This recpeivt says
<ss23> "CBA Debit MCard STD"
<ss23> Cant be assed Debit Master Card Sextually Transmitted Desiese
<irrelevnt> hm... you been using your debit card without protection?
<ss23> lol XD
<Arc-sama> wth
#535 from BakaBT, submitted on 21 Jan 2011 by Arc-sama
<shoowy> i got a noob question, on your releases, what do the seeders mean about "i hope it get aproved"?

<Arc-sama> oO ??
<Arc-sama> means exactly what is says

<shoowy> aproved by whom? :)

<Arc-sama> the poster is hoping that the staff will approve the offer

<shoowy> oohh ok now i get it, ty <3
#538 from BakaBT-Support, submitted on 23 Jan 2011 by Arc-sama
<anon1> southrop i love u <3
* anon1 (~anon1@Kyou.No.slave) has left #bakabt-support

<Southrop> o.O
<Enzie> Fanclub.

<Arc-sama> does this mean Southrop has a stalker
<Southrop> I dunno D:
#563 from BakaBT Sekrit Hideout, submitted on 06 Feb 2011 by Southrop
* @Enzie huggles MarchHare.
<@Enzie> Morning!
<MarchHare> >_>
<MarchHare> who are you?
<@Enzie> The guy out the window behind the 3rd bush on the right.
<MarchHare> orly?
<MarchHare> wait what
<MarchHare> i looked out my window
<MarchHare> and there really is a guy there
<MarchHare> shit thats creepy
#566 from BakaBT, submitted on 12 Feb 2011 by Arc-sama
* Arc-sama sighs & think about yaoi
* Gottaname eats that thought
<ss23> Gottaname eats Yaoi for breakfast.
* Gottaname mews
#581 from BakaBT, submitted on 16 Feb 2011 by Arc-sama
<Cruxis> how do children
<Cruxis> exactly smell like
<Cruxis> or taste like

<xiong_chiamiov> cum?
<xiong_chiamiov> well, it's easy
#590 from #bakabt, submitted on 20 Feb 2011 by ChalamiuS
<Path> I used to name my OS partition after exes
<Path> It gave me an odd yet strangely satisfying feeling whenever I formated it
#593 from #bakabt, submitted on 22 Feb 2011 by raylu
<LeB_Blood> Domo how can you not fap to hentai
<Domo> Self control
<LeB_Blood> do you fap to anything else
<Domo> I fapped to Suzaku in code geass\
<Domo> I just dont fap to hentai
<Domo> Its too mainstream
<LeB_Blood> i think this convo is over