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<Rezagrats> Don't sleep
<Rezagrats> The gnomes will kill you!
* Rezagrats twitches
<FrostySleep> I have an anti gnome barrier to protect me
<FrostySleep> and a cat
<Rezagrats> I had a cat once....
<Rezagrats> It slept on my belly whenever it had the chance
<FrostySleep> mine does too
<irrelevnt> i thought it was clowns that kill in a person's sleep
<Rezagrats> I was partially awake one night when i took a deep breath and farted
<Rezagrats> My cat was alarmed like something had just exploded.
<irrelevnt> urf.
<FrostySleep> hehe
<irrelevnt> i was curled up next to a friend of mine under the same blanket, and her cats slept between us.
<Rezagrats> It left my belly for that night. :(
<FrostySleep> I don't blame it
<FrostySleep> it'd have been startled too
<irrelevnt> i rolled over and stretched the blanket and it was like throwing the cats upwards on a trampoline ^^;
<irrelevnt> i didn't 'mean' to, i was mostly asleep when i rolled over
<Rezagrats> Irrelevnt, sleeping next to a female friend always leads to something.
<FrostySleep> not always
* irrelevnt giggles
<irrelevnt> flying pussies
<Rezagrats> ^
<FrostySleep> I once nearly killed mine because I fell asleep with her in my arms
<Rezagrats> Hamsters are the scariest pet ever.
<FrostySleep> and I have a deathgrip in my sleep
<irrelevnt> i miss her now and then. she had dread locks (42 of them, on purpose) and i'd lay on them like a pillow :D
<Rezagrats> My hamster escaped one night
<Rezagrats> And decided to crawl in my bed
<FrostySleep> oh gawd
<irrelevnt> frosty, your girlfriend or your cat?
<FrostySleep> my cat
<Rezagrats> I felt a pitter patter of four tiny feet on my leg and immediately froze.
<FrostySleep> I hope you were wearing something
<irrelevnt> i had cats that'd sleep between my legs on top of the covers, and i couldn't roll over w/out bothering them.
<irrelevnt> which is a pain, since i like to sleep on my side
<Rezagrats> It wasn't until it had reached my face- my eye really- that i realized my hamster had pulled a houdini.
<FrostySleep> heh
<irrelevnt> funny how they go to your face
<Rezagrats> Hamsters licking your eye is something unique.
<irrelevnt> like they wanna say hi or something
<Rezagrats> Irrelevnt, the ass smells too much
<Rezagrats> And your face probably is salty.
<irrelevnt> yes.. yes it does.
<irrelevnt> oh, i thought you mean the hamster arse while it's on your face
<Rezagrats> Have you ever seen a male hasmter?
<Rezagrats> Hamster*
<FrostySleep> HUNG
<irrelevnt> :)
<Rezagrats> Nuts the size of ALMONDS.
<irrelevnt> i think... no i didn't.
<irrelevnt> i usually use this hamster as my avatar, his name's sooty
<Rezagrats> On their tiny body, those fuckers are like oranges on a human.
<FrostySleep> heh
<irrelevnt> i lost the newspaper article, but this guy escaped and found his way into the female hamster cage and had 'relations' with like, 100 of the female hamsters
<irrelevnt> he was found passed out in the cage
<FrostySleep> reminds me of something I read about bats
<FrostySleep> the size of their brains are in an inverse proportion to the size of their genetalia
<Rezagrats> FrostySleep, go to sleep
<Proletar> FrostySleep is a liar
<FrostySleep> or in layspeak, it IS the stupid ones that get more girls
<FrostySleep> IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE LET ME FINISH TYPING IT NEXT TIME!!
<FrostySleep> RAEG!
<Rezagrats> FrostySleep, go to sleep
* FrostySleep raeges off to bed
* Rezagrats ragefaps off to bed.
<irrelevnt> that's like lambs
<irrelevnt> their testicles are much larger than their brains
<irrelevnt> er, sheep