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#605 from #bakabt, submitted on 04 Mar 2011 by Duckbuster
<ss23> I wish life had a developer console
<Enzedder> Nah. I want achievements. :P
#609 from #bakabt, submitted on 05 Mar 2011 by Rezagrats
<ss23> My mother was like "Are you going to come home with an accent?" I was like "No." She was like "Yeah, I guess you have to go out and talk to people to get an accent" :<
#627 from #bakabt, submitted on 20 Mar 2011 by ChalamiuS
<Nubmer6> Grospoliner: My GF is demanding I go out and buy some :/
<Nubmer6> She's paranoid
<XCE> punch your gf in the face
<Nubmer6> But...
<Nubmer6> But..
<Nubmer6> If I punch her in the face...
<Nubmer6> No sex :(
<Jarudin> Nubmer6, then you're not punching hard enough? :D
<XCE> what a glorific example from our leader
#630 from #bakabt, submitted on 26 Mar 2011 by Rezagrats
<Lacey> ChalamiuS
<Lacey> dont feel bad
<Lacey> i was making toast today
<Lacey> and it popped and i jumped three feet into the air
<Rezagrats> she used a foerk
<+ChalamiuS> Lacey, I've done the opposite
<Lacey> both times i made toast too T_T
<+ChalamiuS> I turned and said "boo!" and the bread jumped
<+ChalamiuS> :D
* Lacey is soooo jumpy when tired
<Rezagrats> ahhaha
<Lacey> lol
<+ChalamiuS> That timing <3
#633 from #bakabt, submitted on 03 Apr 2011 by f00b4r
<sucram03> [15:27] <Migs-se> I gave up on Arakawa Under The Bridge
<sucram03> wattttt
<sucram03> I don't even...
<peeaivo> ... have sex with my dog
<sucram03> but I could
<sucram03> for a price.
<peeaivo> How about 1 Internet?
#637 from BakaBT Sekrit Hideout, submitted on 06 Apr 2011 by Southrop
<@Enzedder> o.o
<@Enzedder> Nobody told me Nana to Kaoru had an OVA!
<%newy> Nana to Kaoru has an OVA
<@Chiyachan> FYI Enzedder - Nana to Kaoru has an OVA.
<+MTR> Enzie, did you hear about the Nana to Kaoru OVA? :x
<~Duki> damn...
<~Duki> I forgot to tell Enzedder that Nana to Kaoru had an OVA
#639 from BakaBT, submitted on 07 Apr 2011 by Arc-sama
<BBT> [BBT] Manga: Sperm Star (107.08 MB) (Dille) -

<Iron_wofle> ...

<Arc-sama> WTH

<LeB_Blood> ahah

<Arc-sama> ok the description is funny enough that I have to DL it

<ss23> that made me rofl

<Path> And people claim hentai have no plots
<ss23> ^

<Arc-sama> I never said that

<Iron_wofle> What de shit

<Arc-sama> hmm ... its gonna take about an hour before I can see what is in that h-manga
<Arc-sama> Dille seed faster

<IX> Arc-sama wants her Sperm Star.

<Arc-sama> LOL
#641 from #bakabt, submitted on 08 Apr 2011 by raylu
-!- idodeisuke [] has joined #bakabt
<idodeisuke> +ratio arisboch
<BBT> [arisboch] Has 847.86 MB (Uploaded) 2.13 GB (Downloaded) and has a Ratio of 0.388 (Seed More or bad things will happen.).
<idodeisuke> !ratio arisboch
<BBT> [arisboch] Has 847.86 MB (Uploaded) 2.13 GB (Downloaded) and has a Ratio of 0.388 (You're still blatently not trying.).
<idodeisuke> Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
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#642 from #bakabt, submitted on 08 Apr 2011 by raylu
* Ipsilon pets OtakuSupreme
<MaGaO> Ipsilon: don't pet OtakuSupreme. You might get coitus performed on you :P
<Ipsilon> I'm vaccinated against rape
#646 from #bakabt, submitted on 09 Apr 2011 by Anonymous
<+kureshii> do a barrel-roll
<XCE> whos watching TSL today
* Frostbite does an aileron roll instead
<+kureshii> incorrect. try again. follow the waypoints marked on your radar.
* Frostbite implodes
<+kureshii> :>
* Frostbite is now known as Black_Hole
* Black_Hole consumes the channel
<XCE> wow he must have been really fat
<+ChalamiuS> o_O
<XCE> and now hes really dense
<+kureshii> XCE: got too full of him/herself maybe